One day, a Mechanical Engineer, a Civil Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.The car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a car broke. We can check the car.”
The Civil Engineer said, “I think a road broke. We can check the roads.”
The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas. We shall check the gas tank.”
The Electrical Engineer said, “I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry.”
All three turned to the Software engineer and said, “What do you think?”
The Software Engineer said, “We shall get out of the car and get in Again.” (Logout and Login)
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’
The man below says, ‘Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude.’
‘You must be a programmer,’ says the balloonist.
‘I am,’ replies the man. ‘How did you know?’
‘Well,’ says the balloonist, ‘everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.’
The man below says, ‘You must be a project manager’
‘I am,’ replies the balloonist, ‘but how did you know?’
‘Well,’ says the lower man, ‘you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep,and you expect someone to solve your problem.’
Software Engineer’s they are completely insane, Genius people… don’t ever mess with them 😉