An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 pints of Guinness (brand of famous Irish beer).
He then proceeds to take a sip from the first, then a sip from the second, then a sip from the third, and starts again with a sip from the first, then second and on.
The bartender asks, “what he was up to?”
To which he replied, “I have 2 brothers, one lives in New York and one in Sydney, and since I can’t drink with them, I order 3 pints of Guinness and take a sip in turn from each one; and they also do the same in New York and Sydney”
So each day the Irishman would come into the bar, order his 3 pints of Guinness and everyone got to know his story.
One day, he walks in and orders only 2 pints of Guinness…
The bar goes silent. Finally, the bartender approaches him and says “On behalf of everyone at the bar, I want to extend our condolences on the passing of your brother…”
To this the Irishman replied, “Oh, no, it’s not that!! It’s just that I’ve given up drinking!” 😛
Good Evening folks!
Today’s story was just a petty joke, to make all of you smile as you ‘kiss a good-bye’ to the tiring day at work.
Have a relaxed evening ahead 🙂