John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be waiting at the airport.
Arriving at the airport, he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, and said ‘Lets go’.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill’
Pilot : Why…?
John : Because I’m the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is…You’re Not My Flying Instructor’?
Life is Short…Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME.!
Have a safe day ahead.