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“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, She changes it more often.”
~ Oliver Herford ~

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
~ Robin Williams ~

“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: ‘What are you looking at?’”
~ Margaret Smith ~

“If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.”
~ William Lyon Phelps ~

“The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
~ George Jessel ~

“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
~ Laurence J. Peter ~

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
~ Charles Wadsworth ~

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
~ Steven Wright ~

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
~ Sam Levenson ~

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
~ Will Rogers ~

“With great power, comes great electricity bill”
~ Anonymous ~

“After Tuesday, even calendar goes W T F!”
~ Anonymous ~

“Organized people are just too lazy, to look for things.”
~ Anonymous ~

“Common sense is like a deodorant. People who need it the most, never use it”
~ Anonymous ~

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